Mali pickup lines for you. So when you meet that special someone who loves gardening. You can then use these gardener pick lines to draw it. Use these gardener pickup lines when starting an interesting conversation with that garden lover.
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Gardener pick up lines
- Can I pluck this leaf from your hair?
- Are we going to use your organic garden or mine?
- Would you like to have a Sugar Daddy?
- Would you like to help me germinate my seeds?
- I would love to visit your plants!
- You can plant seeds in my back garden!
- I like the man with the raised bed.
- Would you like to have a Sugar Daddy?
- They call me pasture mom in bed.
- I’m sure we’ll make a good beer together.
- I want your cucumbers.
- I would love to visit your plants!
- Can I play the banjo and sing to put you to sleep?
- Wait till you see my tangerines.
- Let me show you my magic garden.
- I dig you more than the shovel that digs up plants…
- If life is a garden, I have to dig you out.
- I wish I could bite you in high season.
- And the turnip and mine in your bed?
- I want to make you the generosity of my garden.
- You are like a sweet bee that stings my heart.
- May I interest you in some of my compost?
- Will you let me water your bushes?
- I will put your tulips and my tulips together.
- Your broccoli heads are so big!
- I like the man with the raised bed.
- You must have a garden, because I dig you.
- You are sweet like a garden.
- Wait till you see my tangerines.
- I love your sweet lavender smell.
- How big is your pumpkin?
- I love your melons, can I try them?
- Can I interest you in one of my fertilizers?
Best Gardener Pick Up Lines
- I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants…
- Don’t worry, I’m 100% organic and locally grown.
- Can I interest you in some of my compost?
- I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
- Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?
- Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves!
- How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
- Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here?
- I like my men like I like my compost..dark & rich.
- Can I interest you in some of my compost?
- Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves!
- Would you allow me plant a flower in your magic garden?
- I find that organic grown produce has more flavor, don’t you?
- There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.
- For half off, would you be willing to honeysuckle the help?
- I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.
- I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.
- If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
- The first time I saw you, I confused you with a red beet.
- These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.
- There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.
- I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
- I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.
- If I got a rose each time I thought about you I’d keep walking in my garden forever. Hope she says yes.
- I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.
- If I were your gardener… I’d put your Tulips and My Tulips together
- Don’t worry, I’m 100% organic AND locally grown.
- I got an apple tree In my backyard. I’d catch them like I’d catch you.
- How about I wear these Carhartt’s and we plant seeds together?
- I’m sure you will find warm home baked bread served with hand churned butter good for your health.
- I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.
- Of all the tomatoes have tasted, your heirloom are the juiciest.
- By the way, my Roses aren’t the only things with long stems.
Trendy Gardener Pick Up Lines
- If you were a pea, I’d gladly split you open on the back porch.
- I will pick you up again and again like I would pick a flower.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, tulips are lovely, can I have your number?
- It is said that with power comes responsibility. That’s why I want to give you the right to my organic farm.
- Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise a rooster.
- There is something very organic about the way you use your hands.
- For me you are a sweet bee that stings my heart.
- I wish you were a berry. ‘Cause I’ma bottle you up like a jam and treat you in the winter
- I left my water bottle at home but I can still make it bigger
- If I were a gardener, I would gather your tulips and my tulips.
- I want to be inside your lady’s garden gnome saying?
- I’ll trade you some juicy melons for some of your cucumbers.
- I would garden, but I gave up all my hoeing for your job, but it feels good.
- What if I use these Carhartt’s and we plant seeds together?
- How long has it been since you mowed the lawn?
- Is your name Daisy because I want to leave you here?
- Is that a charas stick in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
- Do you want to try a free run in the green forest?
- Roses are red, bananas are yellow, and I want to date a yellow partner.
- Is that a charas stick in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
- Your heirloom tomatoes are the juiciest I’ve ever tasted.
- I see you have flowers in your new garden… how can you plant one for me?
- Girl, you smell like lavender. A field of flowers.
- If you were mine, you would be the perfect fruit of my labor.
- Is that rhubarb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- I saw a flower on the road and I thought it was the most beautiful, but then I saw you.
- I love how you wipe the dirt off your face when you smile.
- Is that a charas stick in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
- I’m using this leaf blower so I can kiss you at 270 mph.
- Do you talk dirty sometimes? Because I just soiled my pants.
- Will you come to me and see my shadow filled with gardening gadgets?
- Do you talk dirty sometimes? Because I just soiled my pants.
- I see you have flowers in your new garden… how come you’re planting one for me?
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